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Monday, November 26, 2007

Honestly.

I think I could be getting famous with this blogging thing. In fact, I think I already am famous.

You see, within the last month, I had five things happen to me. No wait, there were more, but those weren't relevant.

So anyway, there were five things that happened to me, and they were all related to the blog:

1) The number of visits to my blog exceeded 6000. And this time, I am pretty sure that only 2000 of these were me. In fact, I've had visitors from Canada, Australia, US, UK and even a country called 'Unknown'.



2) Hid, a friend of mine from way back, came around to my blog and posted a comment. Just in case you missed it:

"hahha you are still the same fucking genius. if i had a great blog i'd link you but that's under construction, just like the rest of me are. and this schizo cow, he's real? if he is, that's fucked man."

You know you're famous when friends from way back return. Oh, and I'm not trying to be suggestive, but she said 'fuck' twice in that same comment. Like I said, I'm not the one suggesting anything.

3) A stranger visited my blog and left a comment. She is the first ever stranger who left a comment, and that's good for her. (I like to think that everyone who visits my blog is a girl, you see.)

She said:

'you're freaking funny! hahahaha!'

Usually, I'd be pretty pissed if people described me as 'freaking', but since she followed that up with 'funny!' and laughed in a rather disturbing and spastic manner, I had to forgive her.

4) I received fan-mail, albeit a weird one. This came in the form of a private message on Frontallabs, a forum which discusses music:

From:	hoodedhootershookers
To:	Basshole
Posted:	Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:08 am
Subject:	scat xxx
i love your blog entries.i spent 2 hours reading them.u can haf mai babies.

Yes, I am Basshole. Don't ask me why I picked that nickname, and don't ask me why I clicked on a message titled 'scat xxx'. Please.

5) I can be Googled. And I think that's the most important one of all. Seriously, man.

Now you can go anywhere in the world, turn on the computer, connect to the internet, key my name 'hongxiang' into Google and POOF!

There I am, right between 'DBLP: Hongxiang Yang' and 'Hongxiang Plastic Industry production of beach table, beach chair, tents and other outdoor & travel equipment as well as other plastics products'!

Hence, like I said, this blog is making me famous. In fact, I will even sign an autograph for you if you print a screenshot of my blog and bring it to me on the street.

Now I know I haven't been forthcoming with pictures of myself, so it's gonna be tough on you fans. Well don't worry, cause here's a portrait of my family and I:



There used to be a time when people said 'You can't get famous by typing crap into the computer!'

Well, my dear people, you can wave those times goodbye, for I am famous for typing crap into the computer!

This entry was posted on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 10:51 PM.

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