Monday, October 22, 2007
And that's exactly how I feel.
One reason is that I've only had about four hours of sleep. That's only half of the amount I require to stay healthy and generally less depressed. Plus, that's what the average human needs anyway, and I'm pretty much your average human being.
Being the strict regimental Army guy also requires me to divide my day up into a timetable. For now, my timetable is divided into three parts - bumming around in office for about eight hours, bumming around at home for about five hours, and then sleeping for about eight hours. Isn't my life productive?
So this has screwed up my timetable big time, and I don't like to be screwed around.
(You may wonder where the other three hours are. Well, here's a surprise for you, I prepare for work. I shower and wear clothes and do things like that. And yes, that can take up three hours, before and after work.)
To make things worse, I am currently suffering from a mysterious illness. Just to let you know, I have been suffering from a viral infection since last Thursday. I have no idea what virus it is, but it gives me a runny nose, a cough and a bad headache. I have this sneaky feeling that it might just be flu.
And that's not even the mysterious illness I currently suffer from. No no no.
I woke up this morning with a weird dull pain in my right armpit. I have no idea what it is. Don't tell me bullshit like 'Oh you must have fallen on your right armpit.' Give me a break. Let's face it, nobody ever falls on his armpit. It's just impossible.
So to sum it up, I'm feeling extremely miserable on a rainy Monday morning because I do not have enough sleep and may be suffering from a Cancer of the Armpits.
What a brilliant start to the week.
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