This is top grade entertainment.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Like many other posts on this blog, we shall start with a joke.
Rumour has it that Donald Trump will be coming up with a new line of mattresses, because that's one source of income he hasn't got his hands on.
And the marketing tagline for these mattresses?
'YOU'RE TIRED!'
HAHAHA.
Yes, I'm at the top of my game.
Moving on.
Have you guys heard about this movie called The Bourne Ultimatum?
I watched it recently, and it was good ol' family-oriented entertainment.
In a nutshell, it is about this guy who wakes up in the middle of the ocean a few years ago. He cannot remember who he is or what he did, so he travels around the world to find that out.
To make things interesting, there is an organisation who happens to know who he is and what he did. And they travel around the world to kill him.
Does this confuse you?
That's what I thought.
Luckily for you, I chanced upon a scene which basically sums up the whole movie.
In this scene, our main guy (who cannot remembers who he is or what he did) gets ambushed by someone from the organisation (which remembers who he is and what he did). Our main guy (who cannot remembers who he is or what he did) turns around and pummels the guy, pummels the guy, and then he pummels the guy.
Just when that someone from the organisation (which remembers who he is and what he did) drops and you think it's over, our main guy (who cannot remembers who he is or what he did) strangles him.
Like I said, good ol' family entertainment.
Oh and by the way, one of my favourite television shows is gonna be back!
It's called Heroes, and the second season premieres today.
Basically, it's about these bunch of people who discover that they've got superhuman powers. I love this series for it's originality. Anyway, it's just like X-Men the cartoon series, except with more real people and less spandex.
I am very much looking forward to this season's offering, because the past season has left me wondering if the bunch of people will ever defeat that mysterious villain and get out from that weird island.
No wait.
Oh well, it's a nice show. Just don't quote me on that.
Oh! A friend of mine showed me a blog the other day, and it was quite disturbing. It's at http://hailmequeen.wordpress.com and it basically writes about the same things as I do. On that blog, the writer (Ali) writes about things like drinks, hot people, fat people and other people.
It is very intellectual.
And although I have about 5000 hits now, I still have the sneaky suspicion that about 4900 of these are from my parents (bless them), and the rest are from myself when I try to edit my blog. And I worry that whatever that remains of my readers will be drawn to http://hailmequeen.wordpress.com.
Because:
1) That writer has an easy name. Ali is so much easier to pronounce than HongXiang.
2) Ali is a writer/journalist, while I struggle to pronounce anything with more than four syllables.
3) Ali mentions the word 'sex' in the introduction to her blog. Mine says 'genius'. Nobody ever googles 'genius'.
4) Ali also mentions 'anatomy' in the same introduction. That means her blog has now covered both layman pervs and scientific pervs.
Any way I look at it, I'm screwed.
Actually, I'm kidding. The entire previous passage was just bollocks, and I actually know Ali. She's quite cool, and you can read what she says at http://hailmequeen.wordpress.com.
Just remember to come back here, please. I'll change my name to John or something.
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