My life is exciting.
Friday, June 29, 2007
It’s been a while since I last attempted to write something coherent on my blog, and frankly, quite a lot has happened.
For example, I discovered that I am allergic to some fruit, had a surreal conversation with a stranger and even had time to watch a movie.
Quite a few days ago, I was feeling really thirsty on my way home from town or somewhere. I decided to pop into 7-Eleven and get a drink.
I was feeling a little depressed and paranoid, so I went straight for the alcohol section. I saw a bottle going for $4.95 and thought ‘This is it!’
Yes I know, I’m really cheap.
Anyway, I finished the entire bottle within 5 minutes, and almost immediately, I felt weird.
It was as if my eyes were swelling up and getting all teary.
I rushed home and looked into the mirror and damn! My eyes were puffy and teary!
I became more depressed and paranoid right then.
I looked at the bottle, searching straight for the ‘ingredients’ section.
All I saw was this:
‘Carbonated water, fruit extract…’
And some other chemical-sounding substances.
Hence, now I am pretty sure that I am allergic to some kinda fruit.
On the topic of alcohol, I have to relate my first drunk experience.
I went to Mambo on Wednesday, and my friend ordered eight jugs for the five of us. Two of these jugs were Long Island Iced Tea, and I finished about half of it before realizing that.
After that Long Island incident, I finished an entire jug of vodka redbull. Within 15 minutes, the world felt wobbly. Nevertheless, I was really happy.
Anyway, I did not notice I was drunk. Not until I saw some transsexuals.
I remember thinking ‘Damn those trannies are hot! I would like to bring one home and show Mum!’
That was the moment when it occurred to me that I might have had too much alcohol.
Anyway, I was really drunk (and very happy too). In my drunken state, I had a really weird conversation with this stranger at an ATM. It went like this –
Smoker Girl: Hey you got a light?
My friend: Nah we don’t smoke.
Smoker Girl: Oh okay.
Me: (pointing to my friend) He doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t drink, HAHAHA.
Smoker Girl: haha.
Me: (With both hands up in the air) BUT HE HAS LONG HAIR!
It was surreal.
Oh by the way, I have to tell you guys about this great movie I watched yesterday.
It is a movie about this group of talking vehicles who tries to save the world. This movie is called ‘Transformers’, and is written by the guy who wrote ‘X-Men’, directed by the guy who directed ‘Pearl Harbor’ and produced by the guy who brought us ‘Jurassic Park’.
Pretty indie stuff, I suppose.
Anyway, the movie was entertaining and enjoyable. If you don’t get what those two words mean, here are some pictures for you:
Don’t like women? Well, these guys are in the movie too:
Just kidding.
Without giving too much away, the movie had an ending where the good triumphed over evil and the boy got the girl.
Isn't it just heartening to see movies try to do things differently?
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